10 Reasons Why Men Don’t Need Freshman Masculine Wash

In recent months, I’ve seen this new commercial and ads in the streets about this new product made for men. They call it Freshman Masculine Wash. At first, I thought it was a gel or liquid soap. I later realized it’s a specific type of soap for that spot down-under.

Men have had their own facial wash, under-arm wash and all kinds of products but a wash specific to the pubic area is stretching it a bit.

Ok, we’re giving it a try and bought two of these Freshman Wash to try out and see why to make of it. But alas, we couldn’t still figure it out. We have photos to prove it but we’re skipping the ones that are R18.

So here’s our “10 Reasons Why Men Don’t Need Freshman Masculine Wash”:

1. It can not replace soap. We already have Dial. Men only use one soap at a time.
2. Men don’t have “wash time” down under. Only women do. The only time men wash up is while taking a bath — that’s it.
3. Men don’t need to spend for another type of soap to spend on. A body wash and a facial wash is enough.
4. Men don’t have enough room in their gym bag for another bottle of soap.
5. Men don’t want to be caught red-handed using this masculine wash.
6. Freshman makes you look like you’re not washing your private parts before this product was invented.
7. Only smelly men use masculine wash.
8. Men don’t want to get caught buying masculine wash the same way they cringe to the idea of buying sanitary napkins for their girlfriends.
9. Freshman make you look like a freshman in the men’s hygiene department.
10. Real men use Old Spice.

Ok, we’re just joking.

We’d rather save water, one brand of soap is enough.

If we’ll see Freshman Masculine Wash we’ll going to throw it on our Low-Flow toilets with or without having toilet repair.

We love our Dual Flush Toilets !

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